Things overheard during this pregnancy

Bodily Functions
Said by me:
“I keep getting hiccups in my butt.” (After I kept feeling baby’s hiccups down low – basically in my butt.)

Terms of Endearment
Said by Ava to me:
“What are you doing, belly-butt?” (Her latest petname for me. Nice, eh? :oP)

And lastly, just a funny overheard yesterday morning while we were all still in bed…

Ava (while holding out her hand in front of my face): “Eat it, eat it.”
Me: “What is it??”
Ava: “A crumb.”
Me: “Where did it come from?”
Ava (matter of factly): “My eye.”