Remember those old jokes – What’s grosser than gross?
I’ve got a new one.
What’s grosser than gross?
When your baby spits up down your v-neck shirt leaving a literal puddle of spit-up in your bra.
Say it with me – Ewwww! Yep, glad I didn’t bother showering today!
What’s grosser than that?
When you know you probably won’t get a chance to shower until later tonight at the earliest.
And on the topic of liquids coming out of babies’ mouths, I was holding Julian up on the couch with me while Ava played with him as she sat on the floor. All of a sudden she gets up to go get a burp cloth and says, “Julian drooled in my eye.”
Be thankful it was only drool, honey.
Stumble it!
antropologa says:
That reminds me of the day I went to the store with dried baby vomit in my hair. Hey, I was just excited to leave the house!
April 9th, 2007 at 6:55 pm
amygeekgrl says:
LOL antropologa – i hear that!
April 9th, 2007 at 9:17 pm
Erinne says:
Hi Amy – oh yuck – yuck – yuck! I feel for you… My daughter has thrown up more than any baby/kid I have ever known… Her first year was filled with vomit – I never left the house without a change clothes for each of us! :)
When she was 3 weeks old we were in the hospital and for 12 days straight I was assaulted from both ends of her – thankfully they had a washing machine on the same floor as us – ha ha – funny now – smelly then! :)
April 9th, 2007 at 11:42 pm
Anna says:
Oh boy, do I know about that! The other day I discovered some of Henry’s moist, chewed-up Oatios in my bra–it had been about 12 hours since he had last been served Oatios! :)
Anna
April 10th, 2007 at 6:58 am
cturpen says:
Ok that is filthy.
April 10th, 2007 at 7:45 am
feedingtimeatthezoo says:
Ewwwww! :) We often joke that our kids are the punchline to a joke that begins “wat’s grosser than gross?”
April 10th, 2007 at 9:13 am
K says:
A very drool-worthy post. I laughed…
April 10th, 2007 at 11:05 pm
Liesl says:
Oh, yuck! Poor Ava, and poor you! This is hitting home as we had our first exploding poopy diaper from Kieran this afternoon…poop all over everywhere…
April 12th, 2007 at 1:02 pm