I overheard this conversation between Ava (3) and Jody AKA Daddy while I stepped out of the kitchen to use the bathroom this evening.
Ava: Where’d mommy go?
Daddy: To the bathroom.
Daddy: Because she has to pee.
Daddy: Because she drank a lot of water so her bladder is full.
Ava: You poop out of your vagina.
Daddy: No, you poop out of your…(pause)…your anus. And you pee out of your urethra.
Ava: What do you use your vagina for?
That’s a little more complicated. We’ll talk about that when you get older.
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